from B:
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender takes a look at him and says, "I can't serve you."
Mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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- According to Wikipedia: Carbon was discovered in prehistory and occurs in all organic life. This nonmetal also has the interesting chemical property of being able to bond with itself and a wide variety of other elements, forming nearly ten million known compounds. Carbon compounds form the basis of all life on Earth and the carbon-nitrogen cycle provides some of the energy produced by the Sun and other stars. Without it life as we know it could not exist.
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