31 May 2008

He said WHAT?

Spelling Bee 2008.  A numnah is a pad that goes under the saddle to keep the saddle clean and to cushion the horse's or pony's back.

10 May 2008

So true, it's not even funny...

Every office has one, even Oprah's...


I mosey into the ladies' room, glance at the mirror, remind myself that fluorescent lights make everyone look as if they're in the final stages of tuberculosis, and head for a stall. And then I see it: The seat, even the floor, is covered in little yellow droplets. The Tinkler strikes again.

To date, I have been able to deduce only four things about her:

1. She is female.
2. She attacks between the hours of 10 a.m. and 8 p.m.
3. She works alone.
4. She was raised in a barn.

I've been her victim more times than I can count, and it has turned me from a happy-go-lucky columnist into a bitter, paranoid germaphobe.

06 May 2008

He said WHAT?

"Yeah, I should be punished a little. Like no video games for a week or something."