Showing posts with label the big bailout. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the big bailout. Show all posts

11 January 2010

I can't believe you just upped my credit limit


Dear Credit Card Company Which Shall Remain Unnamed,

I'm unemployed. I've been unemployed since November of 2008.

I'm transient. In the past 14 months, I've been in six different countries and traversed opposite sides of the globe.

Finally, I'm homeless. I gave up my apartment in August and have been living with friends and family since.

So, why in the world would you up my credit limit? I have no means of repaying any money I spend, and I shouldn't really be in the position to spend indiscriminately. It's highly irresponsible of you to provide me additional credit, and I'm pretty sure if you keep this up, you'll soon be the subject of a congressional hearing.

05 April 2009

How Michael Osinsky helped blow up Wall Street

by building the CDO software that helped create the real estate feeding frenzy that played a vital role in putting the world economy where it is today.

It's an interesting article: http://nymag.com/news/business/55687/

How does that saying go again? Put shit in, and you get shit out.

03 February 2009

Um, is this a scam?

New York's Bailout Begins in Times Square

On Tuesday, February 3rd and Wednesday, February 4th, New Yorkers can simply visit the Bailout Booth in Times Square, where visionary entrepreneur "Bailout Bill" will be giving away cash bailouts, starting at $50, to EVERYONE who walks up.