Eat Mor Chikin

Apparently cows do want to eat more chicken.

When dozens of chickens went missing from a remote West Bengal village, everyone blamed the neighborhood dogs.

But Ajit Ghosh, the owner of the missing chickens, eventually solved the puzzle when he caught his cow -- a sacred animal for the Hindu family -- gobbling up several of them at night...

..."Instead of the dogs, we watched in horror as the calf, whom we had fondly named Lal, sneak to the coop and grab the little ones with the precision of a jungle cat," Gour Ghosh, his brother, said...

I guess the Chick-Fil-A cows weren't lying when they told us to "eat mor chikin" instead of burgers. (I love Chick-Fil-A. It's a southern thang.) In light of the chikin eatin' cow in India, I'd say the gospel has spread. Watch out, chickens!