I considered buying this to wear my team's bowling-bonding event. I even practiced the hand gesture in the picture. That is, until I realized that the outfit is meant for Simpsons as it comes with only four fingers on each hand. Since I am not yellow and do not live in a new-cue-ler [sic] world, it would make bowling awkward. Oh, and then there was the small matter of cost -- the suit came to under $700 ON SALE. Wowsers.
Don't think I haven't been paying attention to all the trash talking that's been going on, b/c oh boy, I HAVE. And now that I've got a second, here's what I've got to say to your smarty-pant comments:
katieg - No, it's not an 'orange chipmunk outfit'! It's an orange Nut outfit. The name of the suit is Nut E. Squirrel.
artemis - I'd go in on the outfit with you and we could share it...just say the word, and I'm in.
t - um, it's different because I don't own anything orange. If you haven't noticed, it's ORANGE. Sheesh!
Franu - ah, my friend, you've hit the nail on the head. FINALLY a friggin' excuse to run around sans pants. airing out the basement does me a world of good. in fact, i challenge everyone to do the same tomorrow while spending the holiday weekend with loved ones. I'm sure it'll be a memorable day for all.
(DIGRESSION: Franu, I immediately got your reference about going commando and being a pervert, but several people read that and had to tell me that they didn't understand what you meant because the outfit obviously came with pants. I then had to explain that you were being FIGURATIVE, not LITERAL. Ie. "See, the squirrel is wearing only a t-shirt, therefore it is pantless."
It makes me wonder and worry that the only people that will ever fully grasp my sense of humor are my friends from high school (ok, just you, since I doubt Ring would get it) and A (towards the end, he started to take himself so seriously that if i were to ever run into him again at this point, i'm not sure he'd get it). Does this mean that I will never meet people on the same humor wavelength again??? That makes me sad because I amuse myself in my own head with observations like that pretty much all the time. Oh, and also on your blog. :-)
As an aside to the aside, I wish those people hadn't told me that they didn't get your comment about being pantless b/c I am now wonering if there were instances in the past where they've taken things I've said literally and then thought I was crazy. It would really explain a lot.)
Shares, that's hilarious. also painfully points out why i don't get along with anyone. its obvious that the chipmunk is not wearing any pants...but did you notice his bulge? I think Nut E. is packing something else besides nuts...
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an orange chipmunk outfit?
ReplyDeletethat's great! can I borrow it some time? :)
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. How is this different from what you normally wear?
ReplyDeletelooking good...could use some pants you pervert.
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I considered buying this to wear my team's bowling-bonding event. I even practiced the hand gesture in the picture. That is, until I realized that the outfit is meant for Simpsons as it comes with only four fingers on each hand. Since I am not yellow and do not live in a new-cue-ler [sic] world, it would make bowling awkward. Oh, and then there was the small matter of cost -- the suit came to under $700 ON SALE. Wowsers.
ReplyDeleteDon't think I haven't been paying attention to all the trash talking that's been going on, b/c oh boy, I HAVE. And now that I've got a second, here's what I've got to say to your smarty-pant comments:
katieg - No, it's not an 'orange chipmunk outfit'! It's an orange Nut outfit. The name of the suit is Nut E. Squirrel.
artemis - I'd go in on the outfit with you and we could share it...just say the word, and I'm in.
t - um, it's different because I don't own anything orange. If you haven't noticed, it's ORANGE. Sheesh!
Franu - ah, my friend, you've hit the nail on the head. FINALLY a friggin' excuse to run around sans pants. airing out the basement does me a world of good. in fact, i challenge everyone to do the same tomorrow while spending the holiday weekend with loved ones. I'm sure it'll be a memorable day for all.
(DIGRESSION: Franu, I immediately got your reference about going commando and being a pervert, but several people read that and had to tell me that they didn't understand what you meant because the outfit obviously came with pants. I then had to explain that you were being FIGURATIVE, not LITERAL. Ie. "See, the squirrel is wearing only a t-shirt, therefore it is pantless."
It makes me wonder and worry that the only people that will ever fully grasp my sense of humor are my friends from high school (ok, just you, since I doubt Ring would get it) and A (towards the end, he started to take himself so seriously that if i were to ever run into him again at this point, i'm not sure he'd get it). Does this mean that I will never meet people on the same humor wavelength again??? That makes me sad because I amuse myself in my own head with observations like that pretty much all the time. Oh, and also on your blog. :-)
As an aside to the aside, I wish those people hadn't told me that they didn't get your comment about being pantless b/c I am now wonering if there were instances in the past where they've taken things I've said literally and then thought I was crazy. It would really explain a lot.)
Shares, that's hilarious. also painfully points out why i don't get along with anyone. its obvious that the chipmunk is not wearing any pants...but did you notice his bulge? I think Nut E. is packing something else besides nuts...
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